Current JoyPoll results for 1218 entries:
What benefits are there for polar bears heading south?
It's all about the human meat, ... but what about all that gross stuff they use to fatten them up?
A better day/night ratio, ... makes it easier to fall sleep after those big meals.
Better Internet access, ... as you might imagine, polar bear porn files are huge!
More fast food outlets, ... people just drive in and you can eat them.
More opportunities to attend global climate change conventions, ... talk about your Al Gore gore!
Hot grizzly babes, ... bare bears!
I'm a happy seal!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and my breathing hole freezing over.
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