Current JoyPoll results for 1607 entries:
Most likely reason Al Gore needs those three 30" monitors?
He's attempting to open a portal to other universe, ... once its open, can he take us all there?
He needs the desktop space for inventing things, ... there's certainly no room on the desk!
He heard there's lots of money to be made in screen real estate, ... just ask Apple.
Everybody needs to spoil themselves now and then, ... amazing what carbon credits can get you these days.
TIME magazine was coming over, he had to do something fast to distract them from his messy office, ... that's more than a messy office... it's Global Clutter!
Those monitors really take the sting out of not winning that election, ... you should see his iPhone collection!
I'm still in denial that Al Gore turned out to be cooler than me.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and mandatory limitations on the reduction of rounding gases.
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