Current JoyPoll results for 1793 entries:
What would you do to get an iPhone?
Destroy my current phone, ... mine is so irritating, I don't need a reason to destroy it.
Break my current contract, regardless of the consequences, ... but then that portrait of you will stop aging!
Buy one for a friend and forget to give it to him, ... if you do, I'd recommend not calling him for a while.
Use my status as a world famous web celeb to beg, plead, and grovel to Apple Inc. in the faint hope they take pity on my tortured soul, ... I'd settle for some of the styrofoam packaging.
Wait until version 2.0, ... it's the smart idea, but it won't get you any chicks.
The iPhone's gonna suck, ... yep, it will probably go over just as poorly as that stupid iPod thing. ;P
Obviously, I already have one!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and finger flick exhaustion.
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