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Current JoyPoll results for 1002 entries:

How should one deal with an iPhone that is afraid of being touched?
Use rubber gloves, ... it's not germophobic! 24 2%
Send it to Dr. B. I. Nary for therapy, ... hopefully not shock therapy. 33 3%
Blend it, ... sometimes just whispering the word "smoothy" is enough to get results. 220 21%
Force yourself on it, ... when our machine overlords take over, they'll remember, and send a colonoscopy machine to get even. 95 9%
Hand it over to me for a second opinion, ... obviously you'd give it a more loving touch. 305 30%
Flowers, a box of candy, and a bottle of wine will loosen things up, ... that will also work if you want your SO's permission to buy one. 201 20%
I'm afraid of touching an iPhone! 124 12%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the fear of rounded numbers.
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