Current JoyPoll results for 1084 entries:
Of these, who do you think would make the best President of the United States?
| Steve Jobs, ... isn't there already enough Reality Distortion in the White House? |
272 |
25% |
 |
| Mike Dell, ... "It's as simple as Dell." |
12 |
1% |
 |
| The Microsoft Dream Team of Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer, ... "With absolute wealth, comes power." |
25 |
2% |
 |
| Linus Torvalds, ... "Live free as in beer or die!" |
159 |
14% |
 |
| I'm voting for the banana, ... finally, a true Banana republic! |
235 |
21% |
 |
| Nitrozac, ... first task, establish a New Cartoon Universe World Order. |
256 |
23% |
 |
| There was no option for Snaggy. |
125 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Prime Minister numbers.
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