Current JoyPoll results for 821 entries:
Which Star Wars revision doesn't bother you?
Han Solo killing Greedo in self-defense, not cold blood, ... Greedo died??? I though Han's blaster was set on stun!
21
2%
Bonus footage of Tusken Raiders feasting on roasted Ewok dumplings, ... mmmmm, dip them in a little C3HPO Sauce.
55
6%
Red Six's double chin airbrushed out, ... Lucas must of consulted with Queer Eye for the Rebel Guy.
19
2%
Scene restored where Jabba the Hut exposes Princess Leia's boob during "slave girl bikini malfunction", ... oh stop yanking my chain!
322
39%
Obi-Wan Kenobi travels back in time to prevent the birth of Jar Jar Binks, ... while in the past, Obi-Wan ends up falling in love with a beautiful young Gungan... and after a wild, passionate night in the Underwater City... DOH!
267
32%
Directed by "George (Greedo) Lucas", ... he always wanted to be Gold Leader.
31
3%
I just mailed my wallet to the Skywalker Ranch.
106
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and you are the Master, but I have the blaster.
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