Current JoyPoll results for 577 entries:
Which medicine do you wish Dr. Nitrozac would prescribe you?
DayOff, in large doses, ... just don't settle for the generic AfternoonOff.
CareerChange, ... sometimes CareerChange is as good as aRest.
ExtendedVacation, ... warning, ExtendedVacation can produce the unwanted side-effect of BeingReplaced.
iQuit!, ... do not use while operating machinery, including chainsaws, steamrollers, or electric scissors.
MotiVation, ... sometimes sold as Brown Nasel Spray, the-suck-up-to-the-boss-to-get-ahead-medicine.
Laughter is working for me, ... take three JoTs a week, do the JoyPoll, and tell me about it in the Forums.
I don't do virtual drugs, but will take the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and data-congestion.
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