Current JoyPoll results for 537 entries:
What have you discovered on your latest cleaning mission?
| Spheroid fuzzies of unexplained origin, ... been cleaning your navel? |
17 |
3% |
 |
| A brackish breeding brine, ... the volume of the fluid compared to the size of the vessel indicates conclusively that pickles once lived there. |
6 |
1% |
 |
| A thriving colony of dust bunnies, ... in a vacuum, no one can hear them scream. |
106 |
19% |
 |
| An environment inhospitable to life, yet life exists, ... proving once again the astonishing will to survive cubicle workers have. |
89 |
16% |
 |
| Where no one has gone before, something no one should ever have to discover, ... that hair blob organism that clings to the bathtub drain also acts as a rope up for spiders. |
91 |
16% |
 |
| My cleaning mission is MIA, ... oh, I guess you're going to blame a "software glitch" like that Rover slacker. |
172 |
32% |
 |
| I got swept up by the results. |
56 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and sedimentary subtaction.
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