Current JoyPoll results for 537 entries:
What have you discovered on your latest cleaning mission?
Spheroid fuzzies of unexplained origin, ... been cleaning your navel?
A brackish breeding brine, ... the volume of the fluid compared to the size of the vessel indicates conclusively that pickles once lived there.
A thriving colony of dust bunnies, ... in a vacuum, no one can hear them scream.
An environment inhospitable to life, yet life exists, ... proving once again the astonishing will to survive cubicle workers have.
Where no one has gone before, something no one should ever have to discover, ... that hair blob organism that clings to the bathtub drain also acts as a rope up for spiders.
My cleaning mission is MIA, ... oh, I guess you're going to blame a "software glitch" like that Rover slacker.
I got swept up by the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and sedimentary subtaction.
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