Current JoyPoll results for 846 entries:
What's your definition of a planet?
Big and round, ... um, did you realize a lot of butts out there might qualify?
38
4%
Small is fine too, but it's gotta be round, ... spherical
59
6%
It's got to orbit a star, ... you're thinking of Planet Hollywood?
124
14%
Big enough for two countries... us and them, ... you mean Mac and PC?
54
6%
It's got to have enough gravity to hold beer down in a glass, ... what, you don't like drinking beer from a tube?
284
33%
Dammit Jim, these labels only serve to perpetuate solar system stereotypes, ... Kirk's criteria was that real planets had babes.
209
24%
I'm orbiting the results.
78
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tiny perfect errors.
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