Current JoyPoll results for 611 entries:
What's your plan of attack when going for party munchies?
Hog the bowl. A strong defense is the best offense, ... yeah, but being a pig is a little offensive.
Create a diversion, then eat as much as possible during it, ... strike while the touchdown cheers are hot!
Snack quickly, and with stealth, ... can you sneak a potato chip out of the bag without making a crinkly sound?
Move the offense right into the kitchen, ... take the fridge. To the victor, go the non-spoils.
Wait until the more dominant members of the pack eat first, ... just beware of sloppy seconds.
Try to squirrel away as much as possible, ... eating like a mouse, or a pack rat?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you, ... keep your mouth shut then... while I enjoy these snacks.
I pre-game snack.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and fighting over the scraps.
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