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Favorite Christmas conspiracy?
- Reindeer are forced by a cruel master to fly an overladen sleigh around the globe at faster than light speeds for nothing more than a few carrots.
- Anti-Santa industrialists have conspired together in a global warming plot.
- The Military Industrial Complex gives Santa kickbacks to deliver violent toys and video games to innocent little boys and girls.
- Kids are in cahoots with retailers to pressure parents to purchase them gifts.
- The existence of Elf sweatshops at the North Pole has been covered up by a misinformation campaign that claims they don't exist.
- Who really ate the milk and cookies I left out?
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