Current JoyPoll results for 1020 entries:
What will you be doing in 2040?
Spending my fortune, ... you can't take it with you!
110
10%
Still working on my fortune, ... don't work too hard, keep in mind the above.
82
8%
Pushing up daisies, ... take some time to smell the flowers first.
105
10%
Surfing the holographic Ultra-Web from my cybertank, ... in other words, a brain in a vat?
200
19%
Driving my flying rocket car, of course, ... is it a vintage 2000 model, the one I always thought I'd be driving?
183
17%
Um, world ends in 2020, dummy, ... or perhaps 06/06/06?
222
21%
What? You mean I won't be doing the JoyPoll?
118
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and apoptosis.
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