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Current JoyPoll results for 947 entries:
What advice would you give to the bears?
| That is just an urban myth, humans share food gladly, ... it's the babes, wealth, and natural resources thing that causes all the trouble. |
29 |
3% |
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| Humans mostly eat garbage, so don't eat what they do, ... and bears, if you are on a road trip and can't cook at home, at least stick to the lighter entrees and salads. |
358 |
37% |
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| Keep your opinions to yourself and stick to driving, you stupid bears, ... wow, somebody sure doesn't want to share their food, do they! |
72 |
7% |
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| Bears, if you are smart, you'd put the pedal to the metal and get the heck out of there, ... well I certainly hope they are smart enough to obey the speed limit! |
116 |
12% |
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| French fry-fed humans are particularly tasty, ... yes, but there's usually a lot of fat and cholesterol in them! |
153 |
16% |
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| I tend not to give advice, unless asked directly, ... you're smarter than the average bear. |
123 |
12% |
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| My stomach is growling! |
96 |
10% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and bear necessities.
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