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Favorite Christmas conspiracy?
Reindeer are forced by a cruel master to fly an overladen sleigh around the globe at faster than light speeds for nothing more than a few carrots, ... reindeers can be cruel too, when they call you names and won't let you play reindeers games. 81 8%
Anti-Santa industrialists have conspired together in a global warming plot, ... they are hoping to melt the competition. 51 5%
The Military Industrial Complex gives Santa kickbacks to deliver violent toys and video games to innocent little boys and girls, ... innocent? Have you ever spent a few hours in a room full of toddlers? 112 11%
Kids are in cahoots with retailers to pressure parents to purchase them gifts, ... it worked for you with your parents! 106 11%
The existence of Elf sweatshops at the North Pole has been covered up by a misinformation campaign that claims they don't exist, ... don't worry, the Elves don't sweat. Santa doesn't heat those workshops. 170 17%
Who really ate the milk and cookies I left out?, ... burp! 287 30%
I saw Mommy viewing the results. 127 13%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the anti-matter Santa.
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