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Current JoyPoll results for 1034 entries:
Which would be your favorite secret iPhone button?
| De-Ring, ... does it use some kind of hypersonic neutron pulse, or does a mechanical mallet just extend out of the iPhone and beat the crap out of the offender? |
161 |
15% |
 |
| Pranks, ... let's hope the biggest prank isn't on iPhone buyers! |
48 |
4% |
 |
| iSpy, ... all I want is a shoe phone. |
74 |
7% |
 |
| Tricorder, ... its high-pitched noise also doubles as a mosquito repeller. |
88 |
8% |
 |
| Phaser, ... better keep it set on Stun, Kill is murder on the batteries. |
257 |
24% |
 |
| The Love Button, ... does it automatically order Viagra, or automatically announce "Hey baby, I own an iPhone!" |
288 |
27% |
 |
| If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret button! |
118 |
11% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounded rectangles.
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