Glasses? Nope.

Celeron 266 hanging around my neck (No L2 Cache = Well It Makes Great Jewelry), with Tux The Penguin hanging from the heat-sink free processor core?

Ahhhh-yup. Got Geek?

(Unfortunately, this is only normal Tux. Soon after this photo was taken, Tux morphed into High Availability Tux by supplanting the Pressure Differential Adhesion System with a backup availability loop tied into Ring 0. Score!)

Yours Truly,

Dan