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Current JoyPoll results for 963 entries:
What's the worst thing about texting-zombies?
It can happen to anyone you know, ... I'm looking for some Luddites to befriend. |
54 |
5% |
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They are a hazard to everyone and themselves, ... they can't even get out of the way of the texting drivers! |
256 |
26% |
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They completely ignore me. They don't even want my brains, ... it's obvious they have no need for brains. |
174 |
18% |
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I am one of them and I can't stop, ... please, do us all a favor and blow your own head off. |
50 |
5% |
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They are making the telecom companies rich, ... they are the kind of monsters that suck your wallet dry. |
204 |
21% |
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I WANT TO READ THEIR TEXTS!, ... you're already dead, but you don't know it yet. |
97 |
10% |
|
I SMS'd the results. |
128 |
13% |
|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and padded lampposts.
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