Every cloud has a silver lining, ... or perhaps lining pockets with gold. |
56 |
5% |
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Sometimes old is better than new, ... Coke found that out the hard way. |
63 |
6% |
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Businessmen are evil, ... do they drink your blood, like the kids in art school said they would? |
100 |
10% |
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Never believe newspaper headlines, ... unless they have a question mark at the end of them. |
250 |
25% |
|
Yes Virginia, someone still buys newspapers!, ... well, when they make a broadsheet iPad, we'll use that in the comic. |
247 |
24% |
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People in the telecommunications business get very emotional!, ... too much electromagnetic radiation always makes me verklempt. |
148 |
14% |
|
Sorry, I have a leakage of albumin into the brain via a permeated blood-brain barrier. |
133 |
13% |
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