Current JoyPoll results for 794 entries:
Who would make the best apprentice of Vladimir Putin?
|Jerry Yang, ... he'd more likely be used as bear bait.
|Mike Arrington, ... it's rare for a troll to be an Action Man.
|Carol Bartz, ... Vladimir is too afraid of her.
|Mark Zuckerberg, ... Mark's too busy learning from/teaching the Chinese.
|I wish Obama would learn a few tricks from him, ... didn't Putin lead the assualt team on Osama?
|Me!, ... meethinks you'd end up like the baby chicken.
|I'm wrestling the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the KGB.
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