How do you prevent yourself from entering the Texting Zone?
|Practice restraint, like never checking my phone during dinner, ... I suspect you've taken up speed eating?||162||35%|
|In certain situations, I purposely leave my phone behind, so I'm not tempted to enter the Texting Zone, ... you can't wait for the Borg cranial implant, can you.||38||8%|
|I use one of my wishes from my Monkey's Paw, ... take your stinking monkey paws off my iPhone!||40||8%|
|There's no preventing. I can't help myself and just slip into the Zone, losing myself in the vacant electron existence, ... you're pretty, pretty vacant, and you don't care...||21||4%|
|I enter it willingly. If I'm needed in this world I'm sure someone will yell at me until I snap out of it, ... that demon sitting out on the wing is calling your name!||67||14%|
|I'm trapped in the Viewing the Results Zone.||130||28%|