What do you think of Google's name for its new shell company... Alphabet?

Awesome, ... Alpha-Bits was taken?	31	4%
Stupid, ... Mathematical Symbols would have been geekier.	107	13%
Meh, ... a Google by any other name would snoop as sweet.	211	27%
OK, ... what, hieroglyphs and cuneiform aren't good enough?	65	8%
Why?, ... organizing the world's everything into alphabetical order.	244	31%
I'm pictographing the results.	109	14%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the ampersand.

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