The JoyPoll!

That first panic stage, ... omg did I leave it on top of my car!	72	18%
The anger of forgetting it, ... it was so neglectful of my SO not to make sure I have it!	43	11%
The fear of missing out I get, ... spoiler alert, you did't miss anything.	5	1%
The frustration of reaching for it, but it's not there, ... phantom vibration syndrome is the new Pavlov's dog.	55	14%
That lying-to-myself stage, where I tell myself it's OK, I'm fine, I can handle a few hours without my phone, but the inner geek in me KNOWS it's a disaster, ... that inner geek needs a week of tech detox!	47	12%
I never forget my phone, it's too much a part of me... so DENIAL!	64	16%
Viewing the results doesn't matter, viewing my phone does.	99	25%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and classical conditioning.

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