What's your favorite thing our local planets are saying about Earthlings?
|Mercury. They call some people mercurial, like it's a bad thing!, ... well, the Git folks do anyway!||7||1%|
|Venus. You think YOU have a global warming problem?, ... we always thought we were your twin world!||84||19%|
|Mars. Quit blaming me for men, ... women are from Earth, and men should remember where they came from!||39||9%|
|Jupiter. Don't call me a failed star!, ... that is so wrong... Jupiter is a failed brown dwarf!||20||4%|
|Saturn. Sorry, but Van Allen belts were so last century. Rings are always in!, ... Venus to Moon... if you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it!||37||8%|
|Uranus. I see you snickering over my name, jerks!, ... actually, Uranus doesn't give a Puck what you call it.||150||35%|
|I'm orbiting the results!||86||20%|