How bad is the dirt when you lift up your couch cushions?
|It's not too bad, I did vacumm, once or twice, ... what, you mean those cushions are removable?||91||24%|
|It's perfect! I always clean my couch!, ... it's supposed to be a place of floppage, not workage!||42||11%|
|It's probably really, really dirty, ... just leave the cushions off to create a wonderful indoor planter!||31||8%|
|It's so bad, there's probably undocumented life forms living in there, ... are they as scared of the One-That-Lies-Above as you are of the ones that lie below?||57||15%|
|This is why grandma always left the plastic on!, ... there's a reason she lived so long!||89||23%|
|I'm putting my feet up on the results.||65||17%|