What punishment would you dish out to the kinds of people who create ransomware like WannaCry?
|Death by a thousand pings, ... can we make the pings like ping pong balls, and shoot them at the speed of light?||20||4%|
|Banish them from all technology, ... I wouldn't trust them with sticks and stones.||80||16%|
|Disrupt their lives and pocketbooks like they do their victims, ... I say just unplug their brain stem and reboot.||101||20%|
|A DOS attack (Denial of Life Services) would be fitting, ... Karma's gonna get ya!||32||6%|
|Is a woodchipper handy?, ... they always loved to work in chips and bits.||135||27%|
|Aw, come on, they're just hackers pushing the limits of technology, ... how about taking them to the summit of man's knowledge and pushing them into the pit of man's fears?||21||4%|
|I'm chipping at the results.||110||22%|