The JoyPoll!

To creep on people, ... I wish I was special...	32	6%
To stay in touch with old high school friends, ... millions of generations survived without this ability, why risk it now?	44	9%
To stay in touch with family, ... and your patriarch is Zuck!	69	14%
To mess up Facebook's algorithms by creating a fake account and using false details, ... don't, they'll just reverse engineer your psychological profile!	108	22%
The need to be assimilated is strong for most people, ... why do I get the feeling we've already lost The Battle of Wolf 359?	81	16%
I'm not sharing the results.	144	30%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and deactivating the rounding.

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