Current JoyPoll results for 624 entries:
What Atkins phase are you?
Don't feed the animal, ... so hungry, it might bite the hand not feeding it.
17
2%
Will kill for food, ... no carbs is murder.
24
3%
I'm on an inverse Atkins phase... mmm pizza, ... so your phase is Ongoing Weight Gain?
222
35%
My Atkins phase is a passing phase, ... that's OK, so long as you're not passing gas.
21
3%
Let them eat cake, ... all the more double chocolate layers for the non-Atkinites!
131
20%
I'm in a Chet Atkins phase, ... a fingerpicker, not a finger food picker.
104
16%
I'm eating up these low carb results.
98
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and carb counting.
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