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Current JoyPoll results for 727 entries:
Who would be the best person to sacrifice to the Sales Gods?
| The person who missed the meeting, ... especially if they were the one who called it! |
49 |
6% |
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| The Sales Manager, ... it's not like he has anything to manage anyway. |
137 |
18% |
 |
| The Marketing devils, ... the Sales Gods might spit them back out. |
149 |
20% |
 |
| The last person hired, ... he'll leave the Sales Gods with the freshest breath. |
30 |
4% |
 |
| Your customers, ... it's not like you were counting on repeat sales anyway. |
67 |
9% |
 |
| I'm more traditional, it's got to be a virgin, ... choose the one closest to retirement. |
214 |
29% |
 |
| Pick me! Pick me! |
81 |
11% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not filling out the required Sales Gods sacrifice paperwork.
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