Current JoyPoll results for 786 entries:
Which resolution do you hope your pet keeps?
Bark less, ... the cat shouldn't have much trouble with that.
76
9%
Mooch less, ... maybe he's learned that from the "alpha dog".
52
6%
Use the litter box, not the carpet, ... is your carpet clumping?
138
17%
Give me more attention, ... it's not as though they have a job.
82
10%
Give me less attention, ... get a life!
46
5%
Smell better, ... don't you wish they had pet deodorant and mouthwash?
221
28%
My gerbil is perfect, it doesn't need self-improvement.
171
21%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and pets gone wild.
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