Current JoyPoll results for 1255 entries:
Why do you think it takes a pharmacist so long to count a bunch of pills?
They want you to walk endlessly around the store, and hope you will see something else to buy, ... no! That would be EVIL!
245
19%
They count in binary, ... it is possible to count on your fingers up to 1,023, Oh, how rude! He's giving you a number four!
124
9%
Because they are really Phara-Siths, ... I wouldn't mind having my prescription filled by an R2 unit.
37
2%
Because it really does take 20 minutes to look up a bottle, count some pills from it, then fill a second smaller bottle with them... try it yourself, ... it took me 20 minutes just to read this poll option!
216
17%
They're in the back reading old Family Circus comics, ... it would be cool to get a pair of shoes that left Billy trails.
142
11%
They're just taking a bit of time to decide whether to poison you or not, ... it depends on whether or not you buy anything else while waiting for your prescription!
313
24%
I'm taking the blue pill.
178
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not finishing up the entire bottle.
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