Current JoyPoll results for 964 entries:
Which office gag would be your favorite?
Whoopee Ringtones, ... just be glad there's no Whoopee Smelltones.
93
9%
Squirting iPod Nano, ... a thousand millilitres in your pocket!
25
2%
Leaking Palm Pilot Stylus, ... that's why pocket protectors were invented.
34
3%
"Bum Print" Xerox Paper, ... I hope it doesn't make you the butt of office jokes.
51
5%
Trick Blackberry Tar Ball, ... talk about keeping in touch!
13
1%
Joy Buzzer Pager, ... we recommend you turn it off during a movie.
13
1%
Boomerang Stapler, ... it's not red, but it will make your head so!
60
6%
Porno-O-Printer, ... it prints Betty Pages!
175
18%
Presenter X-Ray Specs, ... it might cure your nervousness, but it will also probably make you queazy.
270
28%
Onion Cappuccino, ... tall, short, grande, red, Bermuda, or shallot?
34
3%
I'm gagging on the results.
196
20%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a Polaris Nuclear Sub for only $6.98.
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