Current JoyPoll results for 772 entries:
So, what would you prescribe for Pre-Keynote Anxiety?
Avoid the rumor sites, ... um, yeah, sure... I can do that... no problem...
Limit exposure to other Mac geeks, ... hee hee, that is good advice any time. (JUST KIDDING!)
Switch to Windows. What doesn't kill you will make you stronger, ... but then you'd suffer from Constant Windows Abuse!
A strong shot of Get-a-Life, ... it's not the destination, it's how you get there.
Continued doses of Nitrozac, ... the side effects are well worth the click risk.
Just sit back, stress out, and enJoy the insanely great ride, ... oh, and there's one more thing...
I'm practicing my deep breathing.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and pre-rounding stress.
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