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That "running server" joke is the oldest one in the IT department, ... it goes back to the time when Ada Byron said to Charles Babbage "Is your Difference Engine running?"
Dell computers smell just fine thank you very much, ... not so fine when the battery is on fire.
That "when did you stop beating your wife" joke is almost as old as the "running server" one, ... it was either that or "Paul, this is Yoko Ono calling. I hear you are single now, you wanna go out sometime?"
Bill Gates didn't steal DOS, did he, ... of course not! QDOS stole it, Bill just fenced it.
Nitrozac and Snaggy shouldn't be encouraging people to make crank phone calls, ... the 1920's called, they want their sense of humor back.
We all know it's Woz making those calls, ... the joke's on you Steve!
Mmmmmm new Apple smell!
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