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Current JoyPoll results for 1073 entries:
Who or what do you pray to?
| The almighty buck, ... a lot of those so-called churches seem to pray to that too! |
16 |
1% |
 |
| Invisible man in the sky who hears what you are thinking, ... not if I'm wearing a tin-foil covered propeller beanie! |
11 |
1% |
 |
| An all-knowing, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent creator and overseer, ... yep, I gotta admit, Steve Jobs is pretty incredible. |
218 |
20% |
 |
| An ignorant, uncaring, indifferent, apathetic, and sometimes sadistic being who ignores me, ... but yeah, there is that side of him too. |
37 |
3% |
 |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster, ... mmmmm, noodly goodness! |
165 |
15% |
 |
| I don't pray, I think of solutions and get to work on them, ... you're the kind of person I worship! |
317 |
29% |
 |
| The great and powerful coffee bean, ... be careful, stop worshipping it and it will smite you down with a caffeine headache! |
113 |
10% |
 |
| It depends on the season... Great Pumpkin, Santa Claus, or Easter Bunny. |
196 |
18% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Eric Clapton.
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