Current JoyPoll results for 865 entries:

What ancient Chinese proverb best describes Facebook and China?

A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction, ... what about rats who keep trying to friend you?	79	9%
Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil, ... I thought that was Larry Page's proverb.	106	12%
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still, ... but then again, the fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.	36	4%
When the tree falls, monkeys will scatter, ... and don't forget, a little bit of monkey dung will spoil the whole pot of rice.	66	7%
Not only can water float a boat, it can sink it also, ... I think Zuck would say success in the end erases all the mistakes along the way.	227	26%
A man should choose a friend who is better than himself, ... and remember, don't use a hatchet to remove a fly from that friend's forehead.	156	18%
Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.	195	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and he who covers up his rounding mistakes intends to make some more.

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