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Current JoyPoll results for 835 entries:
What's your favorite way to squeeze even more money out of a 8.5 billion dollar deal?
| Charge for office supplies, ... in all fairness, the Post it Notes were gold leaf. |
34 |
4% |
 |
| Harvest organs and sell them, ... honey, don't forget to pick up some fava beans and a nice chianti. |
11 |
1% |
 |
| Mug former employees as they leave the building, ... well, you can probably get back a few pens and some of those gold leaf Post it Notes. |
27 |
3% |
 |
| Send Microsoft a 2.5 billion dollar bill for a "Skype Acquisition Service Pack.", ... OK, that idea is so good, I would appreciate a small percentage of that. |
548 |
65% |
 |
| Great, now I'm going to have more nightmares about those terrifying flying monkeys, ... they wouldn't bother you so much if you'd just SURRENDER DOROTHY! |
74 |
8% |
 |
| Money isn't everything, viewing the results is. |
141 |
16% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and monkey flying out of the poll.
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