Current JoyPoll results for 735 entries:
How many apologies does it take before you think, hmmm, this person doesn't really mean they are sorry?
|I'll accept an apology once. If they transgress again, forget it, ... their second chance never had a chance.
|A couple of times maybe. If they do it a third time, forget it, ... you follow baseball rules in relationships.
|Over five times and I start to clue in that no, they aren't sorry at all, ... you should clue in you're a sucker for punishment.
|Zuckerberg exhibits an almost pathological pattern of lying. But what the heck, I love that little geek!, ... everybody loves a good villain.
|It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask permission, so I apologize if I was mad at you for repeatedly betraying me, ... hey, wasn't that saying coined by a transistor lackey?
|If it's a Zuckerberg Robot doing the apologizing, all is forgiven!, ... especially when it's codenamed Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.
|I apologize, but I just wanted to view the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Talking Heads.
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