What's the best way to keep Google from watching your searches?
|Bing, or if you are desperate, Yahoo, ... oh come on, selling your soul to Google can't make you that desperate, can it?||185||17%|
|Do all your dirty searches at a friend's house, ... even better, on a stranger's wifi.||193||18%|
|Use encyclopedias instead of the Internet, ... after 10 years on the Internet, I don't have the strength to lift an encyclopedia.||32||3%|
|Just accept the fact that using the Internet means giving up your privacy, ... so this is how the Internet dies, to thunderous acquiescence.||287||26%|
|Just decide that you know enough already, and never search again, ... in some ways, I think I'd be a lot happier doing that!||162||15%|
|I'm sticking with a tin-foil lined propeller beanie.||204||19%|