Why do you think Tim Cook was at Valve headquarters?
|To prepare for an Apple gaming box, ... that was and always will be an oxymoron. Maybe.||49||5%|
|To model for a character in one of their upcoming games, ... you mean Pro Cycling Manager, Tour de Cupertino 2013?||56||5%|
|To provide fodder for the Mac rumor sites, ... more likely to give cartoonists something to draw.||274||28%|
|To pick up some Half Life swag, ... no, he just wanted to turn the giant valve in the lobby!||70||7%|
|He was there to enter a Portal, ... naw, he just went there to Chell out with some gamers.||133||13%|
|He just went there to blow off some Steam, ... I think you are just full of hot air!||178||18%|
|Forget voting, I just want to see the flinging results.||191||20%|