What's the problem here?
|Duels are illegal, ... we tried that, but the comic was pretty boring.||33||3%|
|There needs to be a cheering gallery of fanboys, ... the duel is at dawn, none of them would be awake.||88||9%|
|Geesung Choi would have chosen a more traditional weapon, such as a Do Kki Battle Axe, ... oh, and here I thought Do Kki was his mother-in-law!||16||1%|
|Tim Cook would not be using a rocket launcher, he would instead have used a laser weapon to poke millions of invisible holes in his opponent, ... Cook's Second, Jon Ive, had that ready offscreen.||139||14%|
|I would have preferred a traditional Thunderdome duel, ... two patents enter, one patent leaves!||82||8%|
|If Jobs was still in charge, this would have never happened. He would have gone directly to thermonuclear, ... it's a M.A.D. world!||459||47%|
|Klingon bat'leths, or nothing!||156||16%|