The JoyPoll!

I don't try to describe the future. I try to prevent it, ... that won't work in a multi-universe Universe.	39	4%
Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things, ... there's a bit of Yoda in there!	30	3%
I know you've heard it a thousand times before. But it's true - hard work pays off. If you want to be good, you have to practice, practice, practice. If you don't love something, then don't do it, ... hard work can pay off, but don't expect it to pay off.	72	9%
If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down, ... tell that to Icarus!	99	12%
Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories, ... OK, he must of said this before the iPhone, right?	108	13%
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them, ... what's the ignition temperature of an eBook?	283	36%
I just burned through to the results.	154	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Universe has shouted itself alive. We are one of the shouts.

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