Of these, which commits the most douchebaggy douchebaggery?

Google, ... search your feelings, if your gut hurts, it's probably evil.	116	5%
Apple, ... here's to the non-douchebaggy ones...	184	9%
Microsoft, ... or is their douchebaggery only on the Surface?	97	4%
Twitter, ... or are we the douchebags for treating their company like it's a basic human right?	40	2%
Facebook, ... some achieve douchebaggery, and some have douchebaggery thrust upon them, but some are born douchebags.	157	8%
Face it, they are all the same, ... it's like trying to pick who is the biggest douchebag in that "Masters of Style" Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler commercial.	202	10%
Can I vote for Facebook twice?, ... I suppose adding that option made me one.	930	47%
Hey, how come you left ______ off the list?	207	10%