What's your excuse to eat badly this holiday?

It just wouldn't be Christmas without that super-stuffed feeling, ... so sayith the turkey.	53	7%
It's part of my Pagan ritual. If I don't overeat now, Spring might not arrive, ... if you super over-eat, it just might not arrive for you!	115	16%
It's impossible to resist all the good stuff that shows up this time of year, ... cue saliva glands.	148	20%
You never know when a famine will hit, so eat while you can!, ... you mean you didn't stock up your bunker for the Mayan Apocalypse?	56	7%
Over-eating is the one thing I'm good at, ... your colon is feeling bummed out right now.	88	12%
OMG, TOBLERONE!!!!! , ... how come I get more round when I eat those triangles?	131	18%
I'm finishing off a plate of the results.	125	17%