How would you survive an avalanche of money?
|Move away from the center of the avalanche, where the money moves fastest, ... how about you just go skiing on Mt. Cupertino?||46||7%|
|Swim to stay near the surface of the cash, ... I usually just drown in debt.||123||18%|
|I'd use one of those new flotation air bags, ... is it filled with David Einhorn's hot air?||70||10%|
|I would stuff bills into every pocket and orifice, ... aren't you glad you're wearing clean underwear!||153||23%|
|I wouldn't try, as I want to die happy, ... you can't take it with you, except for the coins on your eyes.||102||15%|
|I'm viewing the results from a safe distance.||152||23%|