The JoyPoll!

Say "OK, sure, you are probably more her type" anyway, ... damn, he was hoping he'd have to waterboard you.	13	2%
Slam the door, ... please don't slam too hard, there's agents listening in on this with sensitive microphones!	27	4%
Ask to see some of the good stuff he's been snooping on, ... wait a second, maybe this a NSA recruitment drive!	79	12%
Report the agent to his boss, ... great, now there will be two NSA employees in love with your girlfriend.	32	4%
LOL, because your "girlfriend" is actually a fake account that you've been trolling from!, ... /me goes quiet, wondering if Nitrozac really exists.	380	58%
I'm responding like a good NSA agent... watching the results.	116	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the spy who loved me.

Random Joy!

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