What's the best thing about Jeff Bezos buying a newspaper?
|Fair and balanced coverage of all Amazon products, ... Bezos isn't the next Steve Jobs, he's the next Rupert Murdock!||18||4%|
|Fair and balanced reporting of legistation that tries to tax Internet purchases, ... this is why you must buy tax-free Canadian propeller beanies.||30||6%|
|Paper completely tailored to stories you've previously viewed and your browser history, ... today I'd have a paper full of stories about Amazon shipping boxes and kittens.||52||11%|
|My Kindle might get the Washington Post for free, ... then it's true, people won't pay for online news?||56||12%|
|WaPo's new motto... All the news that's fit to sell cheap with free shipping if you add something else to your order, ... you should see my news Wish-List.||50||11%|
|Page 3 Amazon Gold Box Deal Girl, ... hmmm, I think I just came up with a way to sell more propeller beanies!||117||26%|
|Stop the presses! I'm viewing the results!||116||26%|