What do you do to help Apple?
|Evangelize my friends and family, ... I'm sure they love that about as much as you love them trying to get you to sell Amway.||110||17%|
|Defend its products on forums and other places on the Internet, ... one day, maybe Sir Jony will knight you for valiantly against the Trolls.||16||2%|
|Apple doesn't need or want my help, and that's fine with me, ... are you the Switzerland or the Quaker of tech company support?||150||24%|
|Ask not what I can do for Apple, ask what Apple can do for me!, ... ask a Genius!||139||22%|
|Are you kidding? I do my best to help Apple fail!, ... now now, if you don't have something nice to vote, don't vote it at all.||95||15%|
|I'm helping myself to the results.||114||18%|