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Best way to recruit NSA Agents?
|Show applicants that with great power, comes great power, ... they felt is was their great responsibility to let you know.||46||10%|
|Leak details about how much an NSA employee can spy on people, ... bah, once everyone knows, all the fun is gone.||66||15%|
|Tell applicants how many WikiLeak chicks and Russian brides they will get after they quit, ... don't believe it, they're just Putin the wool over your eyes.||68||15%|
|Pop culture role models like The Spider and LittleFinger, ... if they are your role models, all I can say is "Dracarys!"||21||4%|
|Bonus hidden camera coffee mug with every sign-up!, ... so after you record me, are you gonna spill the beans?||126||29%|
|I'm applying for the job to just view the results.||101||23%|