Why do you think Angela Ahrendts is leaving her CEO job at Burberry
to be senior vice president for Apple's retail and online stores?
|She got tired of selling sugary fashion and wanted to change the world, ... ah, the soda industry... so that's where she got her markups!||48||8%|
|She became confused when someone said Blackberry was going belly up, ... it's not going belly up, it's just resting on the surface of Lake Irrelevance.||97||16%|
|She's had enough of English weather, and wanted to move to California, ... she'll be wearing London Fog in San Francisco!||85||14%|
|Someone may have tempted her with the prospect of being CEO of Apple one day, ... bah, she justs wants an office in the new Apple Mothership.||91||15%|
|Why else... for the chance to be in Joy of Tech comics!, ... um Snaggy, please stop telling Nitrozac to draw a three-way cat fight scene between her and Sandberg and Mayer.||180||30%|
|I've left my job as JoyPoll voter to just view the results.||92||15%|