The JoyPoll!

The golden boy everyone is fighting over, ... does that make you a trophy husband?	8	2%
One of the winners, who else?, ... we're all so happy for you! fake smile	13	3%
Honored just to be nominated, ... I hearby nominate you to the Good Loser's Club.	29	7%
Someone who does their job, but is never noticed by the Academy, ... awwww, how about I favorite one of your tweets?	76	19%
Some geek sitting at home watching, ... did you need a second screen to ignore your partner even more?	14	3%
Some geek sitting at home not watching because I have better things to do, ... what could be more important than joining in with all the online snark?	203	51%
I humbly accept the results.	47	11%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the performance of a lifetime.

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